we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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