Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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