I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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