So drunk, too bad you don't want this
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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