watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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