The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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