Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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