lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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