3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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