That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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