He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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