trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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