It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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