ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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then he tried to convert me to islam
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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