No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
This house was built for laser tag.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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