I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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