So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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