I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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