im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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