No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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