When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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