Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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