I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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