Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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