why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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