dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You ruined the universe
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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