ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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