i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Do vagina's smell?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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