I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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