She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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