butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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