brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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