i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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