dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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