Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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