It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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