i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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