he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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