have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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