Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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