What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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