It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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