You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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