Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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