That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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