she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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