Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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