Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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