Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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