My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she pinky promised me she was 18
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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