just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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